Submit! Submit to Choler and be hailed as the next great artist of the millennium!Or something equally overinflated! Choler is currently accepting submissions for our Featured Artist series. If you are a fine visual artist (or even a visual fine artist), we'd love to work with you. What are we looking for, specifically? Read on... What Makes an Artist a Choler Artist? First, your art must be forward thinking -- it must possess the Futurist edge. No classicism. No neo-impressionism. No museum pieces. Your art should make it seem just and prudent to burn down museums. You must also follow our submission guidelines, which we'll send to you upon request. What is the Futurist Aesthetic? It is a non-retrospective, aggressive outlook and application of art based on the philosophy of Italian artist Filippo Marinetti. Now, even a still life can have this edge, but a painting of the Mona Lisa done like Di Vinci painted it, i.e., in the classical style, does not have it. Picasso had it. That flacid shopping mall hack Thomas Kinkade does not. If you want more on the ideas of this edge read the Choler Manifesto! (A note on Di Vinci: he had that futurist edge when he was experimenting with visual space, new media and types of paint application!) Request the Submission Guidelines: The rules of submission are a closely-guarded secret and you must ask (or beg) for us to share them with you. Send a request to: . We'll send you the guidlines by top-secret electronically encoded communique.